I almost spit out my water
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”
You can’t deny that is fucking scary.
Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.
I asked him to bring my car keys to me while he was on break, he brought them… AND a rubber duck dressed as a doctor because I didn’t feel well last night.
I had a really good day today.
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.
SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS
Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
The cutest thing ever.
Once a year I try to teach myself to be ambidextrous. The results are hilarious.