This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.
come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer
Dream of a Normal Life
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
A guy walked up to me tonight at work and asked to take a picture with me. During Howl-o-scream, this happens at least once a night. My face paints get pretty scary/cool, and people just want to take pictures with them, NBD. but tonight this guys was like, “can I take a picture with you? I swear it’s not weird, you see, my friend just died…” Welp, you just made it weird. But I’m intrigued. “…and so wherever we go we just take pictures with the bracelet. Is it okay if I put my arm around you? Just so the bracelet is in the picture” Yeah, sure, but now I’m even more confused.
What is the purpose of this? do you have a blog dedicated to your dead friend? is the bracelet somehow made of your dead friend? did your friend just like scary things, or did he just like going on adventures and you’re showing him the world? YOU CAN’T JUST TELL ME YOUR FRIEND DIED AND THEN NOT EXPLAIN WHY TAKING A PICTURE WITH ME HELPS HIM BE AT PEACE!!!!!
I was not expecting that!
I don’t think anyone was expecting that!
IT GOT BETTER
Today’s sexual orientation: These shoes that I bought that just arrived in the mail and fit perfectly. yes.
I’m going to express all my emotions this way from now on.
I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES.
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits