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Kelly. 20. Doodler. Reader. All around failure at life. I dig Pokémon, Homestuck, Avatar, and Super Heroes.

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My roommate lets her boyfriend stay here all day when she’s at work… he has no key… this is the same guy who fist bumped my boyfriend and said, “you tapping that?” 

I DO NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE!

3 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

I remember when puzzle boxes were easy to open, but now they got pictures on all sides and a holographic on the bottom like which side am I supposed to cut? If I take the holographic off, it rips, and as a 90’s child, holographics are very important to me, but if I cut any other side, the box won’t seal ever again. Now twenty minutes of careful cutting later, My holographic is ripped, and the box looks like a two year old gnawed it’s way in.

19 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 390,736 notes
1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 544,767 notes
straight boys: spitters are quitters
straight boys: no im not eating you out that's gross
2 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 757 notes

I went to a work function last night, dressed like the bad bitch I am, and I was nervous at first, but then everyone told me how great my shoes were, how good my boobs looked, and that my dress was so slimming it made them want to go on a diet.

Oh, and everyone’s boyfriends started asking me where I was going afterwards and if they could go too, so just in case anyone I work with thought that they were better than me in any way, they don’t now.

I am the mother fucking queen, and my boyfriend is the king, and we rule that company and fuck the haters, we’re just here to make money.

2 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 2 notes
captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

2 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 278,741 notes

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

2 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 554,643 notes

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

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how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

2 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 584,391 notes
baby: a- a- a-
parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
baby: a- aaa- al-
parents: apple?? air??
baby: a- al- al-
baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?
2 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 41,175 notes
2 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 99,540 notes

lkua:

straight white men

2 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 52,774 notes

eneko-wweh:

lilaira:

motok-wolf:

why  :c

This is perfection.

YES

2 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 38,248 notes
millenniumtrampstamp:

phantomdoodler:


DOES THAT FUCKING LOOK LIKE YOUR DRAGON

i’ll stop reblogging this when i stop finding it hilarious

millenniumtrampstamp:

phantomdoodler:

image

DOES THAT FUCKING LOOK LIKE YOUR DRAGON

i’ll stop reblogging this when i stop finding it hilarious

2 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 41,743 notes

pomenocti:

edentimm:

i dont exist so you can find me attractive and acceptable

this speaks to me on a personal level.

2 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 162,972 notes