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Kelly. 20. Doodler. Reader. All around failure at life. I dig Pokémon, Homestuck, Avatar, and Super Heroes.

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Once a year I try to teach myself to be ambidextrous. The results are hilarious.

2 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 1 note

My finished henna design.

2 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 3 notes

My boyfriend is the best boyfriend. Okay thanks bye.

2 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
hestmord:

this is 90% of people who say offensive shit “ironically” imxp

hestmord:

this is 90% of people who say offensive shit “ironically” imxp

4 days ago on August 25th, 2014 | J | 64,445 notes

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

4 days ago on August 25th, 2014 | J | 173,833 notes

steampunktendencies:

Sailor Moon characters by NoFlutter

4 days ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 9,077 notes
nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce

nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce

4 days ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 90,851 notes
fatandfabulousmermaid:

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

hella sang it

fatandfabulousmermaid:

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

hella sang it

5 days ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 175,755 notes
This is what I did at work today.

This is what I did at work today.

5 days ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 4 notes
breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

5 days ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 538,764 notes

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

5 days ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 283,213 notes
geekyasfuck:

Well. I guess that’s true. 

geekyasfuck:

Well. I guess that’s true. 

1 week ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 73 notes

Chris Pratt worked with Marvel and Children’s Miracle Network Hospital to arrange a special screening of Guardians of the Galaxy for patients, families and staff at Children’s Hospital Los Angeles Wednesday. While the movie played, Pratt snuck out and dressed up as his character, Star-Lord. He spent more than three hours in full costume and handed out movie-themed toys. Pratt also visited patients in the Bone Marrow Transplant Unit, the Children’s Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases, and the Pediatric ICU, as they were too sick to join the movie screening that afternoon.

Pratt spent extra time with one patient, Dylan Prunty, who is a longtime Lego fan and recognized the actor’s voice from The Lego Movie. They spent about 10 minutes reciting different scenes from the film.

1 week ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 83,697 notes
gcrowds:

Hello guys! Dainty and I are hosting our first ever contact lenses giveaway! There will be four winners in total, the first two winning two pairs each, and the last two winning one pair each. To enter, please read the rules below, and as always, good luck to you all! 
RULES:
reblogs only, likes may be used as reference but will not count as an entry! 
for an extra entry, you can “watch” Dainty on storenvy!
no sideblogs/giveaway blogs
deadline is August 30th 2014

gcrowds:

Hello guys! Dainty and I are hosting our first ever contact lenses giveaway! There will be four winners in total, the first two winning two pairs each, and the last two winning one pair each. To enter, please read the rules below, and as always, good luck to you all! 

RULES:

  • reblogs only, likes may be used as reference but will not count as an entry! 
  • for an extra entry, you can “watch” Dainty on storenvy!
  • no sideblogs/giveaway blogs
  • deadline is August 30th 2014
3 weeks ago on August 6th, 2014 | J | 967 notes

I got $7 in tip money today and I almost cried because it was enough money that I could buy a loaf of bread and some turkey to make sandwiches for the next few days. Being an adult is hard and prostitution is starting to sound like a good idea.

3 weeks ago on August 5th, 2014 | J | 2 notes